The Opposite Locker

"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork)
02/17/2014 at 20:05 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, Cool Wall, Cadillac ATS, OppositeLock

This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas. But, you may be asking, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?

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Please utilize the Anna Kendrick Test when discussing why a particular car is cool or uncool.

Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.

Locker Space

Fly as Hell

Chrysler 300*

Dodge Challenger

Toyota GT 86

Porsche Cayman

McLaren P1

Porsche 918

Maserati GranTurismo

Aston Martin DB9

Aston Martin V12 Vantage

Jaguar F-Type

SRT Viper

Lamborghini Aventador

Cool

Ford Focus

Chevrolet Corvette (C7)

Mazda MX-5 Miata

Ford Mustang

Porsche 911

Tesla Model S

Maserati Quattroporte

Aston Martin V8 Vantage

Ferrari FF

Audi R8

Ford Fusion

Kia Optima

Mazda 6

Alfa Romeo 4C

Cadillac XTS

Fiat 500

Audi A7

Mercedes-Benz CLS

Ford Fiesta

Audi A8

Jeep Wrangler

Lotus Evora

Alfa Romeo MiTo

Mazda 3

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - As !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! notes, "The only eco-car that I'd feel proud to pull up to some high-dollar event, and step out of. Cool."

Uncool

Nissan GT-R

Chevrolet Camaro

Porsche Boxster*

Porsche Cayenne

Ferrari 458 Italia

Lamborghini Gallardo

Ferrari LaFerrari

Nissan 370Z

Chevrolet Volt

Maserati Ghibli

BMW 3 Series

Aston Martin Vanquish*

Hyundai Genesis Coupe

Chevrolet Malibu

Hyundai Sonata

Honda Accord

Subaru Legacy

Lexus LF-A*

Buick Regal *

Volkswagen Golf*

Chevolet Silverado

Dodge Ram

Audi A5*

Jeep Grand Cherokee

Mercedes-Benz GLK

BMW 7 Series

Mercedes-Benz S Class

Chevrolet Impala

Mercedes-Benz CLA

Cadillac Escalade

Square

Toyota Camry

Toyota Corolla

Porsche Panamera

McLaren MP4-12C*

Nissan Leaf

Toyota Prius

Nissan Altima

Chrysler 200

Dodge Avenger

Volkswagen Passat

Lexus IS

Lincoln MKZ

Ford F-150

BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo

New Kid On The Block

Cadillac has pressed onward in their war with the Germans, sometimes opting for plastic chrome in place of actual luxury. Their !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! can be easily understood as a smaller CTS, but will photocopying models at 78.3% pay dividends to the Detroit automaker, and is can this car even be considered cool considering Cadillac's absence of a flagship model?

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Cadillac ATS

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DISCUSSION (15)

Sn210 > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
02/17/2014 at 10:34

Can i vote "meh"? I find it neither cool nor uncool...

ihm96 > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
02/17/2014 at 10:52

This is the first time I've voted on this, but how much coke have you guys been snorting? A Chrysler 300 is fly as he'll, but a stingray is only cool. And I think cars like the GTR, LFA, and LaFerrari would only be considered uncool by jalops like us, not Anna Kendrick